Jon Wei's Wei-isms: The Ways of the Wei

2003-05-02T15:09:00.000-07:00

well, if you folks remebered from my old blogger, i posted some pics up of my car, the green camry, well, that car is no more,i am now in the age of RWD luxury see my old car my automatic 4 door FF v6(uuugh)

now its me 2 door automatic(baby steps first) FR!! i6(woot woot) i got my 1992 lexus sc300 Friday August 16, 2002. unfortunatly, because of a body shop BSing me i it sat around for 6 months and i took it to this other place on January 3, 2003 this is what it looked like

and heres my car after 4 months in the damn shop waiting for parts

2003-05-02T14:57:00.000-07:00

well, i've found out that i can host my pics for this blog from imagestation. so here we go, after almost a whole year of nothingness, the new and revived yourmomsuckedmyblogspot.com!!!!!!i i posted up most of my old posts, but i lost a couple of them. well, jon's back and he's black! are u ready?

2002-07-28T06:16:00.000-07:00

Well, none of my pics are working anymore because i uploaded them to my aol ftp, but since i canceled my aol, u can probably guess that it no longer exists, so i'm moving to an actual website, now i'll have an excuse for not updating as much, u cant see the dates! hahahaha, now all u people who like the old posts dont have to worry, i copied most of the old posts and i will put them on the new site tomorro.... dont worry, the url is just as pimp as this one, the new one can be found at the following link

www.JonWei.RulesTheWeb.com

if u dont know what a link is, or if u dont know where to click, move the mouse cursor(the arrow for clicking) over the phrase "click me" below, and click it

CLICK ME

2002-04-30T23:38:00.000-07:00

i could think of nothing to talk about when i posted this picture... basically it speaks for itself... brenton "the pilgarlic"(see Talking Dirty with Proffesor Jon) getting his ass handed to him by me, Jon, "master of the universe", the fro is strong in this one... arite, enjoy

2002-04-08T21:41:00.000-07:00

Talking Dirty with Professor Jon our south african professor with a fro teaches the joys of depraved english from the top of the world trade center in new york, you can purchase the whole dictionary of depraved english for 18 dollars, distributed by St. Martins Press Bdolotic - Prone to farting Blissom - To copulate with an ewe Copremesis - The condition of being so constipated that one vomits ones own feces Dasypygal - Hairry-assed Irrumate - To insert ones penis into ones mouth Jumentous - Smelling like horse urine Keck - To vomit without success Meable - Easily penetrated Nisus - The exertion involved in defecating Pilgarlic - a sorry-looking bald person (see brenton or steve) Plooky - Covered with pimples Scatophage(hahaha... scat) - Eater of excretement (see chris dejesus) Sharny - Befouled with dung Smatchet - A small nasty person (see anna or megan) Thank you for learning with jon, coming soon - Grandmaster Wei

2002-04-03T03:32:00.000-08:00

Jon-Blog Stats: The Odds the cold hard numbers for the more ass kicking sex you'll cheat on your significant other 1 in 4.8 you'll win the lottery 1 in 13,000,000 your 1st marriage will end in divorce 1 in 2 your 2nd marriage will end in divorce 1 in 1.7 you'll be fired 1 in 25 you'll be fired if your name is brenton ho 1 in 1.25 you'll have a heart attack 1 in 21 you'll go to prison 1 in 11.1 you'll get prostate cancer 1 in 6 you'll get creamed crossing the street 1 in 50,000 you'll be murdered 1 in 7692 you'll die of cancer 1 in 4 the numbers behind the fairer, softer, and better smelling sex you will cheat on your significant other 1 in 7.5 you'll suffer from clinical depression 1 in 15.1 you'll kill yourself 1 in 44.2 you'll be a victim of violence at work 1 in 144 you'll have ur butt oogled by jon(if your pretty) 1 in 1 jon will agree to "get it on" with u if your a hottie 100 in 1

2002-03-27T12:05:00.000-08:00

wow, i havent posted for a couple days, i'd like to apologize to all the bored people out there that actually read this crap, well, to make up for it, i'm adding a new section, food reviews by our very own award winning swedish chef, Jun... cuz if u were swedish, and u tried saying Jon, you'd probably say Jun... hellu, I'm jun und i'll be-a fuud cheff fur tudey. Bork bork bork! i'm frum svedee, thet mekes me-a svedeesh. du u leeke-a feesh? heheheheha... feesh... feesh, puny, heep, heep-hup, heep-hup-ununymuoos. Um gesh dee bork, bork!.. demn yuoo! yuoo geefe-a heem ell zee iesy oones, i lufe-a thet mufeee-a, getteeng beck oon zee soobject, greee felley runch steshun hes ess keecking selmun, it's vuud cuuked, und zeere's a creem sooce-a tu poot oon it, it's fery guud, und zeey hefe-a mungu geletu. yuoo moost try it. Um de hur de hur de hur. thet's it i'm dune-a guudbye

2002-03-23T12:12:00.000-08:00

hey bored people of the world, man what a long day yesterday was, i feel hung over... or maybe this is what it feels like after u get beat down, either way it isnt cool. my parents are getting upset about me sleeping at 3 am, they say its unhealthy, but hell, if u think about it, in the 1800's they thought masterbation was unhealthy and made u go blind, look at the human race now!. shows how much those victorian bastards and bastardettes(is this a real word?) knew. oh crap i'm late gotta run!

2002-03-21T01:01:00.000-08:00

trust me, i'm not hiding anything down here

2002-03-20T01:51:00.000-08:00

Defining Jon's Vocabulary "Joncabulary" Mad Pimp - Someone who is so ass kick, they dance on the boundary between ass kick and something so cool, i have yet to invent a word for it (example: Jon ordered a set of lug nuts, the company screws up and sends him a set of 19x9/11 autocouture supreme’s wrapped in bridgestone potenza s03 tires, he must be a mad pimp) Ass Kick - Something so kick ass that u have to invert it (works on the same basic concept of "it's so good it's bad") example: that 1300hp gte sc300 with the intercooler the size of a large farm animal was ass kick.

2002-03-20T01:24:00.000-08:00

holy crap, i got this bloggy thing to work, ass kick huh? well, if ur reading this, then u must be bored outta ur mind, well, to introduce myself, i am Jon Wei, i am the master of the universe, some.....actually many people..... rude people fail to acknowledge my being the master of the universe, i am chinese, in saying that u should already be able to conclude that i am far superior to the lowly korean people. they think they're all cool and stuff, but i will systematically exterminate all of them.. i sentence all koreans to death by bufu!(thats when they get buttfucked to death) ewwwwwwwww hahahaha then after that i am going to have myself an ice cream sandwich. yes... mmmmm ice cream sandwic, anyways, wat else is there to tell about me, hmm, i like cars, does anybody want to buy my old car? i hate it, but i did put alotta time and money into iti'll post some pics up here when i find out how up. well, i dont know what time the stupid blogger is gonna say, but it is 1:13am March 20th and i'm tired, so i shall sleep now, good day.